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| User: | duramax902 (5300630) My Life is just like a car crash...
So slow down girls, when you go passing me by |
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| Name: | john dura to the maxxx osborne | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Website: | I've got clown in me eye...it makes me laugh | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Location: | Birmingham, Michigan, United States | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Bio: |  Freedom isnt free. No, its got a hefty fuckin' feeThrough the dust and the smoke of this man made hell, walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well. Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan, and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John _Jimmy Dean "When my boots hit the Boards im a brand new man, with my back to the rise im gonna make my stand" _Steve Earle Now the revenue man wanted grandaddy bad He headed up the holler with everything he had It’s before my time but I’ve been told He never came back from copperhead road _Steve Earle To hear that Johnny [Cash] Was interested in doing my song was a defining moment in my Life's work. To Hear the result really reminded me how beautiful, touching and powerfull music can be _Trent Reznor Standing in the rain, with his head hung low Couldn’t get a ticket, it was a sold out show Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream He heard one guitar, just blew him away He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store Didn’t know how to play it, but he knew for sure That one guitar, felt good in his hands _Foreigner I designed the Sears tower I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the litter And girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid So Kiss me, Im Shit-Faced! _Dropkick Murphys Telegram to Hip Hop: Dear Hip Hop .(stop). This shit has gone too far. (stop). Please see that mixer and turntables are returned to Kool Herc. (stop). The ghettos are dancing off beat. (stop). The master of ceremonies have forgotten that they were once slaves and have neglected the occasion of this ceremony. (stop). Perhaps we should not have encouraged them to use cordless microphones, for they have walked too far from the source and are emitting a lesser frequency (stop). Please inform all interested parties that cash nor murder have been added to the list of elements. (stop). We are discontinuing our current line of braggadocio, in light of the current trend in "realness". (stop). As an alternative, we will be confiscating weed supplies and replacing them with magic mushrooms, in hopes of helping niggas see beyond their reality. (stop). Give my regards to Brooklyn. _Saul Williams Humility is perpetual quietness of heart. It is to have no trouble. It is never to be fretted, vexed, irritated, sore or disappointed. It is to expect nothing, to wonder at nothing that is done to me, to feel nothing done against me. It is to be at rest when nobody praises me and when I am blamed and despised. It is to have a blessed home in myself, where I can go in, shut the door, kneel to my Creator in secret and am at peace as in a deep sea of calmness, when all around and above is troubled. _ebraHIM Je n'ai pas grand chose À te dire Et pas grand chose pour Te faire rire Car j'imagine toujours Le pire - Et le meilleur Me fait Soufrir. _Indochine Moi (9:08:11 PM): oh come one Moi (9:08:22 PM): i missed a S and added a A Moi (9:08:25 PM): i was close Lee (9:08:26 PM): lol Lee (9:08:29 PM): yes, yes you were Lee (9:08:32 PM): gold star for you Moi (9:08:35 PM): YES Moi (9:08:44 PM): thats totaly going on my wall Moi (9:08:54 PM): weeeeeee *spins in chair like retard* Lee (9:09:16 PM): LMAO Lee (9:09:17 PM): yes Lee (9:09:19 PM): awesome Lee (9:09:24 PM): If my chair spun i'd do it too Moi (9:09:52 PM): mine dosnt Moi (9:09:55 PM): think about that Lee (12:46:25 PM): comment'd Moi (12:46:41 PM): woot! Lee (12:47:17 PM): woot woot Moi (12:47:29 PM): woot woot woot Lee(12:47:38 PM): we stop there Moi (12:47:47 PM): i was thinking the same thing. Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signiture or his brains would be on the contract... Holli-it. is. fantastic. oh what wonderful fucked up illnesses will we find tomarrow? Me-OH MAN! Please be another exuse for being fat *crosses fingers* "i love being in Manhattan...Manhattan, im told, is an Island...an island that, i am told, is surrounded by water" _George W. Bush "the case is only closed if you ignore the evidence . . ." _Richard Belzer "Religion is the opiate of the masses..." _Karl Marx "We don't drive race cars through your wildflower fields, so don't put Fabio in our fire suits" _Steven Colbert "Why is it only Mexicans who see Jesus in their food? White folks dont see jesus on corn on the cob." _Carlos Mencia "when ever i mention Affirmative Action, your ears prick up like little dogs...snausages! snausages! snausages!" _Moten "eh dont worry babe, im here 24.7.365, cept Jewish holidays and weekends" _me "Sometimes i date girls just so i can have someone to hold..." _Danny DANNY I DO THE SAME THING! "what is that, mouse pizza? pizza for a mouse?" _Domenique "I Broke me fuckin' lolly, I did...I was sick of people askin' what me costume was, so I fuckin' broke it" _Adam "Yes, but the "Happiest Place On Earth" isnt for Jews." _Moi "true emo kids shit crappy poems" _Moi "Well Adam, at least I didnt make fun of him for being black...I chould've said 'T-T-T-Today Nigga'...*0_0...Laughter*" _Moi-To Adam and Domenique "what the fuck kinda redneck back woods shit hole inglish is that!?" _Moi "Well, i do know that Wu-Tang says "I blow spots like waco texas..." _B.Deal "he knows way to much about cars, we think its because he has a small penis" _Adam A. "Whoa black betty bam a lam for down near Birmingham bamalam down in alabam bamalam" _Ryan "Easy E" "yeah, i dont like it...thats party music, the kind where you light some candles and insence and you go and..." _Meh Dad *Laughing*"your a fucking ogre." _Tim "did...did you just say 'j00b'?" _Lee "exploring my homoflexuality" _Aj "Your a professional Fat Kid, thats why you won" _Aj "Tell that bear of a motherfuck I say 'Hi'" _Aj "I WANNA SEE YOU IN THOSE LEDERHOSEN YOU FAT FUCK" _Aj "I Want You Off My Planet!" _Mr. Dougherty "oh shit dude that fucking cracka kills stupid people" _Ryan Dougherty "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." _Matt Groening.   I am Italian and I am loved.
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| Interests: | 150: aim, at the drive-in, audioslave, aviator sunglasses, beastie boys, being a teenage prick, biking, bob seger, books, britain, british accents, british slang, bruce springstien, cake, calvin & hobbes, cars, cats, chevrolets, chocolate, collateral, comfy clothing, computer games, computers, concerts, conspiries, cooking, creedence clearwater revival, dave navarro, david cross, dead kennedys, deep purple, driving, dropkick murphys, electric guitars, england, europe, everything british, fall, family guy, ferris bueller's day off, fight club, freedom, friends, futurama, garage band, germany, getting gifts, godsamck, gone in 60 seconds, greenskeepers, guns and roses, hal sparks, having fun, hellboy, history, incubus, internet, interpol, ipod, jack black, janes addiction, jeff foxworthy, jim carry, johnny cash, king of the hill, knowing shit, larry the cable guy, led zepplin, lewis black, liz phair, lollapalooza, london, mac, mac and cheese, mad caddies, magnum p.i., making wine, mando diao, maroon 5, matchstick men, mc5, mos def, movies, music, my friends, mythbusters, napolean dynomite, not being you, npd, npr, one be lo, pantara, peal jam, pedro the lion, photography, photos, pink floyd, pool, radiskull and devil doll, rage against the machine, rain, rancid, red stripe, richard belzer, rolling stones, ron white, ryan adams, saying "fuck", seafood, seaholm, shaun of the dead, shiny things, singing, sleeping, smartasses, snl, south park, steve earle, steve mcqueen, steve miller band, strongbad, tenascious d, the a-team, the bangles, the beatles, the black keys, the crue, the cult, the darkness, the decemberists, the flaming lips, the great escape, the history channel, the italian job, the kinks, the life aquatic, the mars volta, the onion, the rocketeer, the talking heads, the transplants, the white stripes, twisted sisters, velvet revolver, vh1, video games, will farrell, willie nelson, world war two, wyclef jean | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Schools: | Seaholm - Birmingham, MI | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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