My Life is just like a car crash...

So slow down girls, when you go passing me by

john dura to the maxxx osborne
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Freedom isnt free. No, its got a hefty fuckin' fee

Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell,
walked a giant of a man that the minors knew well.
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
and like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone, Big John
_Jimmy Dean

"When my boots hit the Boards im a brand new man,
with my back to the rise im gonna make my stand"
_Steve Earle

Now the revenue man wanted grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It’s before my time but I’ve been told
He never came back from copperhead road
_Steve Earle

To hear that Johnny [Cash] Was interested in doing my song
was a defining moment in my Life's work. To Hear the result
really reminded me how beautiful, touching and powerfull
music can be
_Trent Reznor

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn’t get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
He heard one guitar, just blew him away
He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store
Didn’t know how to play it, but he knew for sure
That one guitar, felt good in his hands

I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So Kiss me, Im Shit-Faced!
_Dropkick Murphys

Telegram to Hip Hop:
Dear Hip Hop .(stop).
This shit has gone too far. (stop).
Please see that mixer and turntables are returned to Kool Herc. (stop).
The ghettos are dancing off beat. (stop).
The master of ceremonies have forgotten
that they were once slaves and have neglected
the occasion of this ceremony. (stop).
Perhaps we should not have encouraged them
to use cordless microphones, for they have
walked too far from the source and
are emitting a lesser frequency (stop).
Please inform all interested parties that
cash nor murder have been added to the list of elements. (stop).
We are discontinuing our current line
of braggadocio, in light of the current trend in "realness". (stop).
As an alternative, we will be
confiscating weed supplies and
replacing them with magic mushrooms, in hopes
of helping niggas see beyond their reality. (stop).
Give my regards to Brooklyn.
_Saul Williams

Humility is perpetual quietness of heart.
It is to have no trouble. It is never to be
fretted, vexed, irritated, sore or
disappointed. It is to expect nothing, to
wonder at nothing that is done to me, to
feel nothing done against me. It is to be at
rest when nobody praises me and when I
am blamed and despised. It is to have a
blessed home in myself, where I can go in,
shut the door, kneel to my Creator in secret and
am at peace as in a deep sea of calmness,
when all around and above is troubled.

Je n'ai pas grand chose
À te dire
Et pas grand chose pour
Te faire rire
Car j'imagine toujours
Le pire -
Et le meilleur
Me fait

Moi (9:08:11 PM): oh come one
Moi (9:08:22 PM): i missed a S and added a A
Moi (9:08:25 PM): i was close
Lee (9:08:26 PM): lol
Lee (9:08:29 PM): yes, yes you were
Lee (9:08:32 PM): gold star for you
Moi (9:08:35 PM): YES
Moi (9:08:44 PM): thats totaly going on my wall
Moi (9:08:54 PM): weeeeeee *spins in chair like retard*
Lee (9:09:16 PM): LMAO
Lee (9:09:17 PM): yes
Lee (9:09:19 PM): awesome
Lee (9:09:24 PM): If my chair spun i'd do it too
Moi (9:09:52 PM): mine dosnt
Moi (9:09:55 PM): think about that

Lee (12:46:25 PM): comment'd
Moi (12:46:41 PM): woot!
Lee (12:47:17 PM): woot woot
Moi (12:47:29 PM): woot woot woot
Lee(12:47:38 PM): we stop there
Moi (12:47:47 PM): i was thinking the same thing.

Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured the bandleader, that either his signiture or his brains would be on the contract...

Holli-it. is. fantastic. oh what wonderful fucked up illnesses will we find tomarrow?
Me-OH MAN! Please be another exuse for being fat
*crosses fingers*

"i love being in Manhattan...Manhattan, im told, is an Island...an island that, i am told, is surrounded by water"
_George W. Bush

"the case is only closed if you ignore the evidence . . ."
_Richard Belzer

"Religion is the opiate of the masses..."
_Karl Marx

"We don't drive race cars through your wildflower fields, so don't put Fabio in our fire suits"
_Steven Colbert

"Why is it only Mexicans who see Jesus in their food? White folks dont see jesus on corn on the cob."
_Carlos Mencia

"when ever i mention Affirmative Action, your ears prick up like little dogs...snausages! snausages! snausages!"

"eh dont worry babe, im here 24.7.365, cept Jewish holidays and weekends"

"Sometimes i date girls just so i can have someone to hold..."

"what is that, mouse pizza? pizza for a mouse?"

"I Broke me fuckin' lolly, I did...I was sick of people askin' what me costume was, so I fuckin' broke it"

"Yes, but the "Happiest Place On Earth" isnt for Jews."

"true emo kids shit crappy poems"

"Well Adam, at least I didnt make fun of him for being black...I chould've said 'T-T-T-Today Nigga'...*0_0...Laughter*"
_Moi-To Adam and Domenique

"what the fuck kinda redneck back woods shit hole inglish is that!?"

"Well, i do know that Wu-Tang says "I blow spots like waco texas..."

"he knows way to much about cars, we think its because he has a small penis"
_Adam A.

"Whoa black betty bam a lam for down near Birmingham bamalam down in alabam bamalam"
_Ryan "Easy E"

"yeah, i dont like it...thats party music, the kind where you light some candles and insence and you go and..."
_Meh Dad

*Laughing*"your a fucking ogre."

"did...did you just say 'j00b'?"

"exploring my homoflexuality"

"Your a professional Fat Kid, thats why you won"

"Tell that bear of a motherfuck I say 'Hi'"


"I Want You Off My Planet!"
_Mr. Dougherty

"oh shit dude that fucking cracka kills stupid people"
_Ryan Dougherty

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
_Matt Groening.


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